So, its my 1 year old daughters first Halloween, and Maria has insisted we dress up and take her trick or treating.

I can't wait.....

Maria asked what I wanted to be, and I just told her anything as long as I don't look stupid.

Its the night of Halloween and my wife comes out of Emma's room dressed as an angel carrying Emma, who is dressed as a little bunny. I can't help but smile about how cute they look.

Maria looks over at me and gives me a disapproving look and tells me to get dressed and my costume is on the bed.

I naturally assume since Maria is an angel, I will probably be a devil....

At least thats what I thought.

I walk into our bedroom and look over on the bed to see what looks like a huge purple animal, I look a little closer and realize it is none other than the most annoying, freakish things in the world....

A Teletubby.

Not just any teletubby, but the purple one, the one with the purse and yes there is a purse with the costume.

So, I figure I have 2 choices, I can refuse to wear this thing and disappoint my wife and daughter or I can wear it and make a complete fool out of myself and be a hero to my wife and daughter.

There really is no choice, so I do what I gotta do..

As I come walking out of the bedroom I hear my daughter yelling Tinky Winky and she runs as fast as her chubby little legs can take her and latches on to my leg.

Looking up from the bunny squeezing the life out of me I see Maria doubled over in laughter.

Yeah, yuck it up.

I am currently in hell.

I know I have said that before, but this time, its really hell.

I have been attacked by every kid from the ages of 1 to 9, my "purse" keeps getting ripped off, and to top it off I can't see a damn thing in this costume head and I keep falling down.

Every time I hit the ground kids immediately jump on me and Maria just stands there laughing, Emma even stands there and giggles.

The things I do for my girls.

Well we are back home now, after spending an hour trying to detach a kid dressed as a tomato from my arm, I still can't feel my fingers.

I have removed the Tinky Winky suite and I am about to fall asleep when Maria walks in with the Tinky Winky head.

I tell her to get that thing out of here, and I never want to see it again. She goes silent and I look up to see her smiling that sexy smile and climbing on the bed.

She places the Tinky Winky head over my head and straddles my waist giggling, she leans down and says she thinks I look cute.

Lets just say, I wore that stupid head all night, of course this time I didn't mind so much..

The End